Every so often my brain is going at such a clip that my mouth can't keep up and I suffer a moment of verbal dyslexia that would make Yogi Berra proud.
"Don't eat with your mouth full."
"No more broccoli for you, young man, until you finish your M&Ms."
"Brush your hair and teeth and put on shoes and socks - in that order!"
But the worst is when they obey something like yesterday's:
"Lock the car doors and take the keys."
D'oh. No wonder they don't listen to me!